I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double-dog dare me 'cause
I chose guitar over ballet
And I tape these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way
The way you look at me
Is kinda like a little sister
You high-five your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters
'Cause I don't wanna be
One of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be
One of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys
So over the summer, something changed
I started reading Seventeen and shaving my legs
And I studied Aveda religiously
And I walked right into school
And caught you staring at me, 'cause
I know what you know
But now you're gonna have
To take a number
It's okay, maybe one day
But not until you give me my
Diamond ring
'Cause I don't wanna be
One of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be
Your Homecoming Queen
Pin-up poster dream
Not one of the boys
I wanna be a flower, not a dirty weed
I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team
And I swear, maybe, one day
You're gonna wann make out, make out
Make out with me